Everything I need to know I learned from Noah's Ark

[Kevin]

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.
Funny but has a lot of truth to it!

Noah's Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

[Samemf]

thats fntastic kevin


Sam

[Ingram]

Lol, good points all. Thanks for the reminder

[muttdogg]

Noah's Ark

Hey Kevin,
Great post. To quote Bill Cosby, "Noah? Yes G-D. How long can you tread water?"
Dan

[wpage]

Evan

Evan almighty understood those precepts

W

[elias]

Amazing

Incredible guidelines for life ...

[Kevin]

Hey Kevin,
Great post. To quote Bill Cosby, "Noah? Yes G-D. How long can you tread water?"
Dan

I always like that one!

This never fails to crack me up!

"Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals."