Daily ESM Joke!

[Pamela Vicik-Smith]

This is a hilarious commercial:
YouTube - Zazoo Condom Commercial

[adam ant]

wow, more like "use a belt" instead!!!

[Grace]

Tequila!!

RapidShare: 1-Click Webhosting

You must go to the bottom of the Rapid share web page and click on the "free" button, then scroll down to the center of the next page and enter in the small box the VERY LARGE FOUR LETTERS AND/OR NUMBERS, this will enable you to download this hilarious document!!

[Genie]

Condoms & Tequila?

Pammie - Condoms ~ too funny, and very clever I must say!!!
Adam - I agree.... belt may be required on that one

Grace - Tequila ~ certainly a solution for many areas LOL. Have to admit to having applied it once or twice myself!

These two jokes make a good and 'smart' combination

Thanks for sharing the laughter!

[Glenn]

OMG

Grace and Pammie - way too funny.

Ya know, I never really thought about the fact that my Tequila consumption was the enabling factor for my many successes and wonderful characteristics, but now that I think about it. Whew. I guess I'll need to keep drinking!

And Pammie, if I had seen that 16 years ago... JUST KIDDING - I have a great son!!!!!

WAHOOOOO!

[Pamela Vicik-Smith]

Grace, that was too funny and too true

[Viviana]

Freeze in Place

Pammie: LOL on that condom commercial, ohhh but I agree, a belt just feels so much more tempting....haha

Grace: That Tequila mpeg was just hilarious!! I'm so proud that my country has been able to provide the world with a cure to feelings of inadequacy *sniff sniff*



The link I'm sending (Freeze in Place) is a video I have been watching over and over for the past few weeks, I laugh just as hard every time I watch it!!

The guy with the long hair has a look of "Have I stepped in to another dimension?" LOL~!!

Enjoy it!!

Freeze in Place

~Viviana

[Sharyn]

Church Bloopers

A friend received a copy of these bloopers so I thought I'd pass them on. These were all announced in church services or were sent out church bulletins!



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much
about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in t he park
across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please
use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last
Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."



Love, Light & Blessings,
Sharyn

[CeCee]

Oh Sharyn!!



What more can I say?!
Thanks for the laugh.
Maggie

[Keoi]

I love the Self esteem one !!!
Keoi

[Ann-ticipatingSuccess]

Oh my gosh, Sharyn!!!!!!

I laughed till I cried and almost peed my pants!!!

Those were SOOOO funny!!!!

for sharing!!

Ann

[Grace]

SHARYN!! I am still laughing!!!

Sharyn!! I have not laughed this hard in so long!! THANK YOU!!

Here is a video of Will Farrell! I know you Mom's will love it!!

Funny or Die Videos - The Landlord - Added by Will Ferrell

[Jamie]

More bad baby!

Funny or Die Videos - Good Cop, Baby Cop - Added by Will Ferrell

[Jamie]

Funny Funny!!!

Funny or Die Videos - Powerthirst - Added by picnicface

[Grace]

This joke just in from my cool friend Regina!!

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said
To her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
Machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
Plug."


She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine!!