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A Bird and his Doritos
SO, THIS BIRD WALKS INTO A KNIK KOUNTRY LIQUOR STORE IN WASILLA…
A seagull in Wasilla has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood liquor store. The seagull walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the liquor store and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
The store manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run and it turns out its good for business as customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos. But the manager did say, 'This is Alaska and if that seagull starts to grab a six pack of beer to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'
A seagull in Wasilla has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood liquor store. The seagull walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the liquor store and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
The store manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run and it turns out its good for business as customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos. But the manager did say, 'This is Alaska and if that seagull starts to grab a six pack of beer to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'
That's awesome 
animals!
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