Originally posted by ashtweth
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We could hook up methane gas recovery units with digestors & separators mounted onto saddles worn on the cows backs, with spreaders that would gently & evenly throw the processed manure back out to the fields while the cows are grazing. The gases could be compressed & collected periodically at a central gas collection center located at the barn.
Like male humans who get circumcised on the 8th day after birth, we could super-glue catheters onto the anuses of calves & other livestock & even adopt laws requiring humans who eat too many beans to be forcefully catheterized.
Like the cameras mounted in cities to reduce crime, we could also have spectrographic gas analyzers strategically installed throughout cities to catch gas passers, & after a determined amount of infractions, we could require that the offenders get catheterized & wear gas processors. Of course, they could get paid for their productions, making frequent deposits at centrally located drop-off centers. This would go a long way to reducing green house gasses.
I wonder if this is patentable ???
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