Reminds me of the dairy farmer who was accused of destroying a wetland on his farm by filling it in. The particular wetland in question was a piece of land between a fence gate that lead out to a pasture. It seems that as his cows walked in and out through this gate they created a slight depression which in turn collected rain water and thus became a mud hole. Of course to the mind of a brain dead bureaucrat this was obviously a wetland and needed to be protected.

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